Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Would you rather...

...get trapped inside Kat Stacks vagina...

...roll around in fake blood at the crack house with Lindsay Lohan...

...or have a baby with Kelis?



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13 comments:

Epitome said...

Tough....oh so tough....but if I HAD to choose I'd take rolling around in blood at a crack house....shiii I may come out there with a dollar or two from scaring the crackheads

Hex said...

Tough call -- but I'm leaning towards makin babies with Kelis. Sure she'll take half my money afterwards, but if my math is correct, that still leaves me with $2.50 -- so I could still get lunch if I needed to.

Kat Stacks -- Not. Ever.

MsFreshBananaPuddin said...

@epitome go head girl, don't get a splinter...

@hex I'll go to lunch w you, we can eat and run ;)

Me said...

D@mnit! Must I choose? Can I wear a condom suit if I choose option one? Can I double it up too?

But if that's not an option then I'm going to have to go on strike as these are unsafe blogging conditions and Folk gonna sue.

Striggity said...

lmao...I'ma go w/ Lindsay. haha

Sunshine Taylor Reddick said...

Let's see so you want me to choose between being trapped in Kat's cooch which though probably roomier than my 2 bedroom apartment it would mean I would be constantly pooked and prodded by miscellaneous peen at all hours of the day and night - Nope.

Rolling around in blood in a crack house with Lindsay. Hmm, I could lose a couple pounds in the process and you know with Lindsay's dollars I'd get the premium crack, if such a thing exists. However, I'd probably get a splinter or nail or something stuck in me and get The AIDS from such and experiment so - PASS!!!!

Which leaves having a baby with Kelis...though her milkshake does bring all the boys to the yard her fashion sense is senseless. iREFUSE to have a baby with her and have it instantly arrested by the fashion police.

You forgot to offer cyannide!

The Flyyest said...

omg!!! idk bout that one! lol

UBERMOUTH said...

Any other choices? Where have you been Ms.Pud?

vanitaapplebum said...

I choose "kill myself" for $200 Alex.

achoiceofweapons said...

Kelis any day Baby!

Reggie said...

Damn, that's a tough one!!!

Don said...

Damn. Kelis was so sexy back in the gap.

-blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealot said...

2 outta 3, top-down, outta town, except for the last one, dig? But, yet, not here, only in Heaven, where we shall have the BIGGEST-ol party-hardy this side of the universal machine (if they have'm). God blessa youse -Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL